Last night, I played an open mic in Fayetteville, and upon leaving the venue, decided I’d stop by a drive-thru. It just so happened that McDonald’s was the first thing I saw, so I stopped. Cashier: Can I take yo’ orda? Jon: Um, yeah, I’d like a quarter-pounder with cheese meal, with no onions, and a coke to drink. Cashier: You want something else? Jon: Actually, yeah, I’ll take two apple pies. Cashier: OK, den, you drive around to first … →
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